1. Bad Shape Black: How are you going? White: I am in really bad shape. Black: How come? White: Made too many dumplings.
2. 9dan Christmas What does a 9dan say on Christmas day? Ko-ko-ko
3. Avalanche What do you call the big Avalanche that happened in San Jose? sanjoseki
4. Who's Hu? Two Chinese were playing Go. Jiang Ming Jiu saw them and asked "Who's surrounding who?" An observer replied "Hu's surrounding Hu."