Bent Seven In The Corner Is Dead
Keywords: Rules, Humour
Bent 7 is a standard corner shape which is the source of much confusion to Beginners. In Japanese Rules, Bent 7 in the corner is dead, but in AGA rules Bent 7 in the corner is ko, while in New Zealand rules nobody has a God damn idea what in Bent 7 is. Bent 7 in the corner is illegal under Chinese rules due to claims that it resembled Ronald Reagen's brain.
It's not dead, it's just sleeping.
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