Gotei's Library

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I really love this Sensei’s (alias Sentei’s) library, because it is far more convenient to use than Gotei’s library.

In Sentei’s library, clicking a link is Sente, because the browser obediently responds to it and you can choose where to click next.

But Gotei’s library is a web site where clicking a link is Gote; the browser responds with an irritating Tenuki: “The application performed an illegal instruction and will be closed”. Even after this tenuki you don‘t have sente, because you have to click the “OK” button of that dialog.

Alex: Surely "tenuki" would mean that every link acts as RandomPage. Crashing the browser would be equivalent to Throwing the Board Against the Wall Denting the Wall and the Board Prior to Uppercutting Your Opponent.


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