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Murphy's Law Applied to Go
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Murphy's law is as universal and generic as go. Therefore it is only natural to apply Murphy to Go:

  • Every atari you make is a thank-you move.
  • If your group is unconditionally alive, it will die in ko.
  • If you reach yose you missed the right time for resignation.
  • The atsumi you are proud of is actually korigatachi.
  • Honte is gote.
  • Solid is heavy.
  • If you play hamete you will lose. If your opponent plays hamete you will lose.
  • Play fast, lose fast. Play slow, lose slow.
  • There is death in just about everything.
  • The opponent will play where you'd like to play next.
  • When you arrive at the club, the number of players becomes odd.


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