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Funny Quotes From Go Servers
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softattack: virtually every single game is unfinished
softattack: there's more cursive in your gamelist than in the constitution
- telephone: i thought my entire live japanese talk in squares
- Rauli: 6k reading: black, white, black, atari, no need to read further ? :-)
- Zwarn: how to kill conversation in sente -_-
- IaGo: If you try hard enough to kill a group you will allways succeed... most of the time one of yours.
- keith: Yoda says, "Do....or do not do. There is no undo."
- (After someone in the english room said that they are growing bored of go)
amc: do what married couples do. fool around with chess for a few years and then come back to go and tell it you love only it!
guest: fool around with chess? but i'm straight!
- Heard in a kyu level game review: " the dead group in the corner is so heavy I have to try to save it" (observed by Steve Fawthrop)
- emk: he doesn't like eyeshape because he switched from tetris =)
- Mirulent: Time: The pro's final tesuji
- Javaness: isn't making life in sente rude?
- (In a game of tartrate) sageohissy [?]: god, my screen said "0" i almost died
- sageohissy: if jesus played go his name would be tartrate
- taiji: Give a man a chat server, and he chats for a day. Teach a man to play go on KGS and he chats for a lifetime.
From KGS in a high handicap game: observer A: I wonder what they're thinking? taiji: White: kill stuff, black: omgomgomg
From KGS: karadagian: .. Dabla: .... RBerenguel: ._..._ karadagian: .. - ... ? RBerenguel: ..__::-¿ Dabla: :-: karadagian: (_;_) RBerenguel: (_O_) Dabla: ||||||=||||||
- Game offer on KGS: R sente5 7k 10p +, no[~][?][-][#?][♦][♣][♠][♥][#],kyu,dan,guest,bot,escaper,sandbagger,admin
- Drimgere: well Hu, think of the the English room like a mcdonalds hamburger, advertised as 100% beef, but in reality more like 20% beef and 80% by products
- shisun: hmmm, somebody just called me a bitch and then left our game
- perth: perhaps he meant he had to go walk the dog?
from KGS:
daylight17: YaY! My resume list finally got down to 2! Bad News: Someone just made it 3 :)
daylight17: Q: How big our average resume lists?
evilpixie: you applying for jobs or what ?
daylight17: what?
daylight17: jobs=for adults
evilpixie: what else u use a reumse for ?
daylight17: to finish the game?
evilpixie: what ? you bore someone with your resume
daylight17: how?
evilpixie: to make them mak mistakes
daylight17: nevermind
evilpixie: are adults supposed to have jobs ?
sente5: sadly yes
evilpixie: when do you become an adult
sente5: 21
daylight17: I'm 10
Vivi: when you worry about jobs
sente5: youre ten and you have a resume?
evilpixie: it might be a small resume
daylight17: Resume games!!!
evilpixie: games with your resume
evilpixie: sounds like fun, not
sente5: that is very different
daylight17: What's a resume?
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