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Go Limericks
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Go Limericks.(These ones are pretty poor, but it might start off something.) There was a 3k player from Toulouse, Who had a bad tendency to fall into a snooze. So while he snored, his opponent won the board, upon waking he said "I didn't deserve to loose!" (Not based on real a person, honestly) There was a dan player from Gent, Who saw the four in the corner were bent. So he smiled from ear to ear, As he pushed back his chair, saying "That, my dear friend, was excellent" -- MortenPahle (Sorry for the non-Dutch speakers) Er was eens een gobord en stenen Aan de bar een stel prachtige benen Een sente zet, snel ! Toen waren zowel de vrouw als de aji verdwenen B+RA tournament player from Bari had plans for a furikawari. Two moves down the line he had to resign: he'd missed a straightforward atari. --Stefan ShapeA room full of clam shell and slate A painstaking game was my fate We opened debates Soon in dire straits The sense of good shape came too late --Dieter Divine interventionA japanese insei on the way to Korea, was playing on the boat crossing the sea. On the gently rolling Goban sliding stones helped his chuban, he said 'Neptune must really like me !' BadHabitsA brilliant nidan from Seattle Annoyingly stones liked to rattle Until a 1-kyu With lots of glue Brought tranquility back to the battle. RivalsIn the midst of a heated jubango, I made a hideous dango. My opponent cried, "Right! "I've got you tonight!" And danced a gleeful fandango. Theory/PracticeA book-learned high kyu from Kent In late chuban found cause to lament, "I opened on tengen, "Just like Go Seigen, "But don't know where my influence went!" An earnest young dan from Sri Lanka Was getting the hang of the haengma. Her stones flowed and surged, Groups linked up and merged. She said, "Soon my games'll all be in Ranka." A rude and hotheaded shodan At the club, had nary a fan. Complaining of damage Due to his rampage, Said they, "he ruined a goban." Here's another one! I'm italian, so please forgive me if the metric is not correct... Ah! And, BTW, this is a little autobiographic... ;-) There was an old 3k of Roma Who always had a garlic aroma With his bodily smoke, his opponent would choke, That unfair 3k of Roma This is a copy of the living page "Go Limericks" at Sensei's Library. (C) the Authors, published under the OpenContent License V1.0. |