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Humour One Liners
  Difficulty: Professional   Keywords: Humour

What about the superstitious go-player who never dared to play under a ladder?

Playing Go is like dancing: a bad move and your partner steps all over you.

Go players do it with efficiency.

Go players do it lightly.

Go players do it to the vital points.

Go players do it better because they're flexible.

Go players die and learn.

Go players do it all in the best possible taste.

Go is all fun and games, until someone loses an eye!

Said the L-group: "One eye, one leg, where's my parrot ?"

 (OT: Who can quote the MontyPythonParrotSketch? ;-)

Cho Chikun should offer breakfast go lectures. He could call them "Cho Chikun and Waffles"

Click here or the stones die!
This is from the [ext] AGA's banner ad. It seems like a fertile pattern: xxx or the stones die! Any ideas? Mtn View Mark


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