Humour Q and As

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Q: How many go-players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One, but only if the ladder works!

Q: How many go beginners does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Trick question. They can't do it because they don't see the ladder.

Q: How many go players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. If the bulb is dead, they play elsewhere.

Q: How many go players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. That would be repeating an earlier position.

Q: How many go players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. A lightbulb once played is not allowed to move.

Q: How many go players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. It's dame.

Q: How many go players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One, unless there's a wall nearby.

Q: How many go players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One, but only if he's strong enough to realise that it's important for his position to be light.

Q: How many go players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None; they have have enough influence to convince someone else to do it.

Q: How many go players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Six and a half, of course: one, plus 5.5 komi.

Q: How many go players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Four. They have to surround it on all sides before they can remove it.

Q: How many 6-dans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Their positions are so light that they don't need lightbulbs.
Q: How many 9-dans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Their positions have so much influence that they get 6-dans to change the bulb for them.

Q: Why are beginner go players bad at fishing?
A: They don't know how to use the net.

Q: What happened to the go-playing butterfly-collector?
A: He gave up, he could only catch stones in his net.

Q: What have male cats and go-players got in common?
A: Take away their stones, and they can no longer mark their territory.

Q: Why did the cyclops die?
A: He only had one eye.

Q: What is the difference between the Shakers and groups in a running fight on a go board?
A: In go, chased groups don't die.

Q: How many go players can screw in a round hot tub?
A: None, they screw each other in the corners.

Q: What is better than capturing an important stone?
A: capturing two.

Q: How did the culinary student win his most recent game of go?
A: With an excellent reduction!

Q: Why did government give up fixing the roads ?
A: Because the stones go walking.

Q: Which is the emptiest room in Yahoo! Go and why?
A: The ladder room. Cause no one wants to be caught in the shicho.

(Note: this is actually TRUE... check it out sometime. Go is the only game on yahoo with an empty ladder!)

Q: What's Andy Kaufman's rating?
A: "Ten kyu very much"

Q: How many go players does it take to change a lightblob?
A: Trick Question! How can a blob be light?!

(variation from r.g.g) Q: How many kyu players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One is enough to change it into a heavy blob !

Humour Q and As last edited by 83.157.90.134 on February 26, 2005 - 11:51