Funny Quotes From Go Servers
Also check out Great Quotes for a variety of thoughts and views, as well as Great Moments in KGS Chat.
Funny quotes from Go Servers
- DGS: "m5's aji is very small. It is a shadow of a glimmer of a distant dream in another world. Though it exists, we can hardly comprehind how something so small can still be and not get blown away by the greater forces that swirl around it."
- Follow quote from KGS:
softattack: virtually every single game is unfinished softattack: there's more cursive in your gamelist than in the constitution
- telephone: i thought my entire life japanese talk in squares
- Rauli: 6k reading: black, white, black, atari, no need to read further ? :-)
- Zwarn: how to kill conversation in sente -_-
- IaGo: If you try hard enough to kill a group you will allways succeed... most of the time one of yours.
- keith: Yoda says, "Do....or do not do. There is no undo."
- (After someone in the english room said that they are growing bored of go)
amc: do what married couples do. fool around with chess for a few years and then come back to go and tell it you love only it!
guest: fool around with chess? but i'm straight!
- Heard in a kyu level game review: " the dead group in the corner is so heavy I have to try to save it" (observed by Steve Fawthrop)
- emk: he doesn't like eyeshape because he switched from tetris =)
- Mirulent: Time: The pro's final tesuji
- Javaness: isn't making life in sente rude?
- (In a game of tartrate) sageohissy [?]: god, my screen said "0" i almost died
- sageohissy: if jesus played go his name would be tartrate
- taiji: Give a man a chat server, and he chats for a day. Teach a man to play go on KGS and he chats for a lifetime.
From KGS in a high handicap game:
observer A: I wonder what they're thinking?
taiji: White: kill stuff, black: omgomgomg
From KGS:
karadagian: ..
Dabla: ....
RBerenguel: ._..._
karadagian: .. - ... ?
RBerenguel: ..__::-¿
Dabla: :-:
karadagian: (_;_)
RBerenguel: (_O_)
Dabla: ||||||=||||||
- Game offer on KGS: R sente5 7k 10p +, no[~][?][-][#?][♦][♣][♠][♥][#],kyu,dan,guest,bot,escaper,sandbagger,admin
- Drimgere: well Hu, think of the the English room like a mcdonalds hamburger, advertised as 100% beef, but in reality more like 20% beef and 80% by products
- shisun: hmmm, somebody just called me a bitch and then left our game
- perth: perhaps he meant he had to go walk the dog?
from KGS:
daylight17: YaY! My resume list finally got down to 2! Bad News: Someone just made it 3 :) daylight17: Q: How big our average resume lists? evilpixie: you applying for jobs or what ? daylight17: what? daylight17: jobs=for adults evilpixie: what else u use a reumse for ? daylight17: to finish the game? evilpixie: what ? you bore someone with your resume daylight17: how? evilpixie: to make them mak mistakes daylight17: nevermind evilpixie: are adults supposed to have jobs ? sente5: sadly yes evilpixie: when do you become an adult sente5: 21 daylight17: I'm 10 Vivi: when you worry about jobs sente5: youre ten and you have a resume? evilpixie: it might be a small resume daylight17: Resume games!!! evilpixie: games with your resume evilpixie: sounds like fun, not sente5: that is very different daylight17: What's a resume?
From KGS:
sente5: Anyway for those of you who haven't seen The Great Escape, the americans in the prison camp celebrate the fourth of july by brewing potato liquor
bochip: that's how i celebrate wednesdays
From KGS:
ZeroKun: wooly is high on life :)
sente5: wow I never new that cereal was a narcotic
From KGS:
Yaroslavna: Hmm, and I would love some nice 3D effects to make the KGS Rank Graph? look even flashier
Yaroslavna: and some great wallpaper
lament: with girls on it? :)
Yaroslavna: yep
Yaroslavna: of course
Yaroslavna: and the higher the rating the more you see, haha, that will encourage them
Quicksilvre: You crushed me...
(opponent): Yes slightly...:)
Tournament Quotes
- I'm being savaged by a dead sheep
- From UK, MSO Lightning 2004
Victory Quotes:
- "What did you come here to prove, besides my superiority?"
- "Fortune has favored me this time... How unfortunate for you"
- "I love when the plans comes together"
- "Maybe you should put more coins in this game"
- "I should not have overestimate you"
Loss Quotes:
- "I'll make you regret this!!"
- "You'll be sorry that you crossed my path!"
- "This does not bode well"
- "I should not have underestimate you"
When observing free pro lecture on KGS:
banshee 18k?: may i ask, is all these terms and stuff really that important to know. If so i'm begining to be worried. Cuz i dont know a thing about that. And how do u learn them?
--Margus
(During Minue622 vs. StefanK in KGS, around move 85)
bucko [17k]: The top left corner looks neglected.
Skadi [6k?]: d16 said he wants to be alone
---Gresil
Well, I guess the above one was a bit of a had-to-be-there thing. .. but here's a recent KGS private chat:
a: game?
b: no thanks, going to sleep soon
a: how do u do that
b: well, i go lie on the bed and close my eyes...
a: no how do u do it on the computer like it says (sleeping) when someone looks for your user lookup
---Gresil again