Great Moments in KGS Chat

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Overheard on KGS ...

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A little obsessive

A name has been changed to protect the innocent.

FB: won't be able to make it for few weeks
FB: after this Friday
FB: wedding and all that jazz
meditation: oh!
FB: (my wedding.)
meditation: oh!!!
meditation: congrats!
FB: thanks
FB: even if I'm away from go...

If you don't like ko...

OrangeKyo? 26k?: you know...the winner of a ko battle only gets like 1 more pt than the loser right?

Saint Sente

PhilipGlas?: what about the saint?
PhilipGlas?: mentioned earlier
Djon 12k?: the saint mentioned earlier has a personal page at [ext] http://senseis.xmp.net/?Sente

leasing territory

Ubiquity [?]: look at all that black territory
Ian2 [?]: I'm just leasing it

Ian2 [?]: and I had to pay a two corner security deposit

a kgs haiku

Meririm [?]: honinbo matches
Meririm [?]: can be found in magazines
Meririm [?]: not captain's games ^^

Beginners can come up with the most hilarious questions

senile: Can somebody help me please?
volcane: whats the problem?
senile: I have a problem and not sure where to report it
senile: to the maker of this program or to sun
senile: it's a graphical problem
senile: the stones never land in the squares
chewbacca: lol
senile: any idea?
chewbacca: the stones are placed in the intersections
senile: ohh u 2 have te problem?
chewbacca: yes
volcane: yes its very common
senile: i'll try another server then, thanks

Kibitzer's comments

(A thinking too loud ... and in writing)

A: Black this ..., then that and ...
A: However White then ... and ...
B: A, by your reasoning both are doomed!

Fundamental Lamentation

(After solace met an attractive woman)

Eternauta: your fault
solace: ahhh noo!!
Eternauta: ask ophone number is priority!!!!!
solace: i didn't know
Eternauta: that was urgent move
Eternauta: urgent moves first

Overheard in a Rengo

Ubiquity [?]: why did you let this horrible thing happen to black
(after Tenuki)
Ubiquity [?]: oh, good, the stones are in the depths of hell
Ubiquity [?]: and left to rot


Haiku players?

-- During Guo Juan's Ing Go School? Lectures (20050619) --

olczyk 16k?: Haiku players?
muarw [-]: high kyu
Jakobicek [9k?]: lol
liquis 15k?: heh

Irony is a tasty fruit

Move 32
meditation [3k]: hehe
meditation [3k]: captain just played "life"
meditation [3k]: now he plays "lifesucks"
Move 34
Cuda [7k]: yes, hilarious isn't it :P
meditation [3k]: now that is humor

Kilograms?

ewatran123: what dos KGS stand for? Kilograms???
Coalis: LOLLL
ewatran123: i'm serious! what is it?


Concwhatever

Nu0li [2k]: I've tried to teach my 8-year-old brother, but he cant consentrate :P
zedi [19k]: ive been trying to teach my 20 years old friends but they cant concentrate either :)

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