What about the superstitious go-player who never dared to play under a ladder?
Go all the way, go to GOTE.
Take my wife. She just appears to be an empty triangle.
Playing Go is like dancing: a bad move and your partner steps all over you.
Go players do it with efficiency.
Go players do it lightly.
Go players do it to the vital points.
Go players do it better because they're flexible.
Go players die and learn.
Go players do it all in the best possible taste.
Go is all fun and games, until someone loses an eye!
Said the L group: "One eye, one leg, where's my parrot ?"
(OT: Monty Python's parrot sketch:http://orangecow.org/pythonet/pet-shop.html)
Cho Chikun should offer breakfast go lectures. He could call them "Cho Chikun and Waffles"
Don't close your eyes or the stones die.
In Go it's not how thick it is, it's what you do with it!
Didn't know where else to put this one, an inexplicably funny exchange between a friend and me:
Me: Dude, my pants are getting too big. Friend: Is that a ko threat?
Trash-talk: "Since you're not using sente, can I have it back?"
Overheard: "I don't know why I read. It's so unreliable!"
Absurd: says the one stone to the other: "you are dead, isn't it?", says the other stone: "hey, you can talk!!!!!"
Scartol: My cat is a shodan. She has a really good understanding of miai.
I heard John Ashcroft is also a shodan. He's become an expert at stealing liberties. Har!
The nice thing about gote is that you don't have to ponder very long.
Little known football (American Football) rule: If 4 defensemen sack the quartback all at once, it's worth 30 points.
DJ: I have a very dirty one-liner, but I do not dare to put it here...
Shall I forget about it, or should I create a well-hidden page to put dirty jokes about go??!? ;-)))
-Just put it here, and if there's some protest, we'll move it somewhere else or something...
Is it a good joke which happens to be dirty, or a joke that is dirty in order to be funny? In the latter case it's not worth posting --Arno
Uh... er... I'm not sure I can tell the difference... :-)
Anyway, no special reason to bother about this, not putting the one-liners doesn't certainly threat the life of me groups! If someone really dies for a dirty joke I can always send them privately... (DJ, the dirty jokes dealer)