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You Know You Are Addicted To Online Go When You
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- sometimes dream of other online go players
- waste a beautiful day to play go on KGS
- ignore phone calls during a game
- sleep at 8 pm and wake up at 4 am (when the European players are actively playing)
- contemplate (even briefly) spending $800 on a plane ticket for a tournament overseas (to meet go players you met online, of course)
- spend more time chatting than playing
- log onto KGS first thing in the morning
- consider many of the fellow online players "friends" and even invite them to your city
- forget to eat meals - just being on KGS or Aurora satiates your hunger
- are willing to learn new languages to facilitate communication on foreign servers
- debate whether to attend the go meetings each week or just play on KGS
- devote almost half a year's worth of weekends to play in the PGA IC
- apply Go principles to real life
- no longer read books, study, or watch TV
- actually find the server a little lonely when your friends are not on
- play simultaneous games on different servers
- learned about Princess Diana, the Space Shuttle accident and the capture of Saddam Hussein in a go server chat
- contemplate not taking your vacation because you can't get to your server while away
- See the clue "clever device" in a quick crossword and think "ah, tesuji" before realising it's not a Go-related crossword. JennyRadcliffe
- think of playing regularly on a go server as a fulfilling social life. Tamsin
- think the main point of going to Japan on holiday is to play in Hikaru no go-style go salons. Tamsin, again.
- Take the next day off from work or school because you watch every live pro tourny game the night before (for those of us 10+ hours behind Japan). Malweth
- Take the next day off from work or school just because you were PLAYING go all night! Malweth
- While drifting off to sleep, staring idly at your curtains and thinking "white could capture red, there, and have two eyes", before realising it's a bouquet of flowers ... Jenny Radcliffe
- Refer to printed kifu as "SGFs." Rubyflame
Taken from Halfling's profile
Rich: ... read point two and think "waste?"
Nacho: Maybe point two should read "Turn a day into a beautiful one by playing go all day long"
Alex Weldon: I know it's against the spirit of humour pages to nitpick, but some of these look more like "addicted to Go in general" rather than online Go specifically. For instance, the 800$ plane ticket. Perhaps this should be two pages?
Jenny Radcliffe: I think you're right. Go on, someone more experienced than me, change it! My latest sign of addiction is definitely go-in-general rather than online-go!.
rubilia: Do you really think that nowadays there still can be something like an addiction to offline go in the world? I think it's rather hard to become addicted by games with real-life people only. Maybe we should move the whole page to You Know You Are Addicted To Go When You? to cover those rare cases too, but I think the vast majority of obsessive go players can't resist to play online.
- start nit-picking on SL humour pages about online go.^^
- when you find this page to be funny.
bobulatorm: "apply Go principles to real life" - this isn't really that bad... is it? i find a lot of japanese philosophies/lifestyles have deeper reaching consequences - shouldn't go too? or do i really need help?
naruto3: I am one of those addicted to go and when my computer started failing to connect to KGS i was so depressed i stayed up 24-7 cause i sat in the corner of my room playing myself on a goban
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