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Arthur And The Black Knight Play Go
Keywords: Humour
Nacho: With apologies to Monty Python...
Arthur plays and says:
Arthur: Now, the game is mine!
Black Knight: What? That group is alive!
A: Alive? That eye is false!
BK: No, it isn't.
A: Well, what's that, then? (points at an obviously false eye)
BK: I've had worse
A: You liar!
BK: Come on, you pansy!
Sound of stones hitting the board as the play resumes... Arthur manages to capture a portion of the group and kill the "other" eye...
A: Victory is mine! Thanks for the gam...
BK: Hah! (playing another stone) Come on, then.
A: What? (captures the recently played black stone)
BK: Have at you! (continues playing)
A: Eh. You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the game is mine.
BK: Oh, had enough, eh?
A: Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no groups alive.
BK: Yes, I have.
A: Look!
BK: Just a seki. (plays another stone)
A: Look, stop that (captures)
BK: Chicken! (plays) Chickennnn!!!
A: Do I have to actually capture every stone? (plays, captures a big group)
BK: Right. I'll do you for that!
A: You'll what?
BK: Come here! (plays and reduces outside liberties of a white group with two eyes)
A: What are you going to do? Throw the stones at me?
BK: I'm invincible!
A: You're a looney.
BK: The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on, then.
Arthur plays and captures the only big black group left on the board.
BK: All right, we'll call it jigo.
A: Thanks for the game. (stands up and walks away)
BK: Oh, I see. Running away! You yellow bastard! Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll win with a ko fight!
Eratos: LOL!
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