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User Created Go Slang
Keywords: Go term, Humour
'Banana' (a.k.a. tesuji) One day me and an opponent were in a weird mood, and every time we played a piece we would shout out something like "Let's see how you play against my 'errant roadkill fuseki'" or "I see you have chosen to play the 'overripe watermelon joseki'". Well, after a particularly clever play one of us shouted "It's the amazing 'banana tesuji'!!!!". Since then we have been calling tesujis 'bananas', i.e. "White P14 is 'banana' for this shape". 'Rotten Banana' When an opponent starts a ridiculous invasion in some obviously secure territory under the hopes that you may screw up. When you actually do screw up because you aren't paying attention, usually out of severe annoyance at your opponents rude playing style, his move is a 'rotten banana'. See SowDiscordInTheEnemiesCamp We used to call an odd corner sequence with a clearly biased result a noseki . --Dieter A deviation from joseki is joseki ayamari, but who knows that term? Back home we call it Fred Seki. -- BillSpight 'Cooking the Chicken' This means to play poorly. A friend was commenting to me that he was playing a high kyu player who was playing bizarre and unorthodox moves that he should have been able to beat but according to him he lost because he was "Cooking the Chicken". I thought he he was refering to some really obscure go proverb, it turned out, he was literally cooking chicken, jumping back and forth between the grill and his computer.
It seems that in France, all the 'bad' moves are all 'belgian' something or other.
I have heard mentioned 'Fuseki Belge', 'Joseki Belge', 'Shicho Belge' and 'Tesuji Belge'.
I don't know why there's this agreement on the (lack of?) belgian intelligence... :-)) --Morten And what about Swedes, Morten? The Norwegian I knew used to tell the same jokes about Swedes. It seems that each country has a neighbor or a minority. HolIgor
No, no, HolIgor, us norwegians are above that sort of thing.
Oh, it's a lot worse than that... The English are in on it as well! Remember the old English army advice: "What do you do when a Belgian soldier throws a hand grenade at you? Pull out the pin and throw it back." Seriously, Morten, it's all just frustration about what happens when we cross the borders and whoop the French and Dutch behinds in their respective tournaments :-). You had to be there, at the prize giving ceremony of the 1999 Obayashi Cup in Amsterdam. The Belgian contingent performed so solidly that tournament authorities openly questioned the Belgian rating system, which seems to turn a Belgian 2 kyu into a Dutch 3 dan :-) And don't get me started about my fellow countryman "Invincible", the world's only professional 5 kyu... --Stefan Please Stef, keep silent. Only mentioning His name makes me tremble with fear. He is truly a master of the game, only to be defeated when he hasn't been drunk the night before. In an interview He shed a small light on His secret: alcohol kills the weak neurones, so that the brain will only maintain the healthy ones. Being fewer in number, their tendency to link up increases, and oh, the emotions betake me ... --Dieter Well well well... Could you please shed some light on the identity of such mighty player?! You know, I live so far from the Castle... NO!!! ARE YOU CRAZY??? This is a public forum!!! (talk to me in private) --Stefan Regarding the 'Belgian' thread, I certainly know the following terms:
Other terms that I and the people around me use:
BillSpight: Andre had a typo. I was going to change it to "shallowest", but I like the image of a swallow lightly dipping down into the opponent's moyo. :-) The Dutch word is pijngrens. I copied the discussion, which originally came below, to a separate page. --DieterVerhofstadt Another little story concerning user created go slang.
One of the best known expressions for a certain kind of play is the 'eye-stealing tesuji'. -- Mark Wirdnam Thanks, Mark, this one definitely belongs in HumourAlmostProverbs. ;-) One of our clubmembers in Gent (Belgium) invented a name for the invasion on the three-three point (san san): 'de smeerlap'. If you translate the dutch word it is something like 'the bitch'. It was made from frustration during handicap games because it works very often. Barteken I read somewhere a cute user-created term in an article by a pro (perhaps Guo Juan?) who said that she and her childhood contemporaries refered to shicho as "shaking his butt" -- for example, if Black traps White in a shicho, and White just keeps extending and Black just keeps blocking on alternate sides, then Black was "shaking White's butt."
Also, back when I was around 20k, I often played with my roommate, who was about 3 stones weaker. He used to express great frustration when I would start "pushing snakes" into what he thought was his territory, thereby reducing it.
I suppose there is a typo in the diagram? =P --unkx80
In the UK some players call this kind of chain of stones pushing into enemy soil a "worm".
- Tristan Jones
I've started using the term "coffin-nail" for a tesuji play that finally gets an opponent who is already losing badly to capitulate. --BlueWyvern This is a copy of the living page "User Created Go Slang" at Sensei's Library. (C) the Authors, published under the OpenContent License V1.0. |