Murphy's Law Applied to Go

Murphy's law - Anything that can go wrong will go wrong, is as universal and generic as go. Therefore it is only natural to apply Murphy to Go:

• Every atari you make is a thank-you move.
• If your group is unconditionally alive, it will die in ko.
• If you reach yose you missed the right time for resignation.
• The atsumi you are proud of is actually korigatachi.
• Honte is gote.
• Solid is heavy.
• If you play hamete you will lose. If your opponent plays hamete you will lose.
• Play fast, lose fast. Play slow, lose slow.
• There is death in just about everything.
• The opponent will play where you'd like to play next.
• When you arrive at the club, the number of players becomes odd.
• If you play greedy, you only reduce your potential territory. If you let your opponent's dead groups lay there, he will suddenly capture your pieces and turn them into living groups.
• You never have enough moves to make life.
• As your skills improves, so also improve the creative ways that you will find to lose the game.
• Play lightly and your opponent will capture your stones. Play solidly and he will take all the territory.